You should go back to being a Ravenclaw, I don’t like seeing you as a Gryffindor. I’m doing everything in my power not to insult you. I did? My apologies, I just have a lot on my mind at the moment, and your relationship with Devlin isn’t one of them. Ahh young love truly conquers all doesn’t it? Typical Jack getting into people’s business, but in all fairness you did choose to have sex with him.
But, now that makes me want to be a Gryffie even more. It’s cool, I know how you and the other Slytherins hate Gryffindor, it’s natural, I don’t blame you. You’re the one who keeps asking about Dev and I, it shouldn’t be on your mind, anyhow. Are you saying we don’t love each other? Yeah, I get it, I fucked him, it’s my fault. I get it, every person in a hundred foot vicinity of us got it, that termite over there got it. I’ve heard it for the past two weeks.

Well you just mention him and I can’t help but wonder. No, what I meant was that you two must really love each other if...
I’ve just jinxed myself, haven’t I?
You’re just really lucky s’all.